Thursday, February 21, 2008

Men will cringe, but I don't care.

OK everyone is going to think I'm absolutely crazy for blogging about this, but like I said in my last post, I'm free, I'm doing whatever I want. :) ha. Don't read ahead if you don't want to, but it's really not that detailed. :)

Tonight I am going to The Doctor appointment. You know, the one every woman dreads. And granted, I have some health issues, so I've been really eager to go. But I'm more eager for the ultrasound part, and that has to wait for another appointment, and you know, it's not a fun doctor's appointment in any way, shape, or form sooo....I'm more nervous than I am eager. I don't think the guy is going to figure anything out tonight, he can't really see anything til they do an ultrasound. So maybe that's another reason the eagerness is fading away behind the nerves.

Can I take a stuffed animal to hold on to? Heck, can't they put me to sleep???! You know they put people to sleep for the dentist sometimes, and I'll tell you right now, this is less fun than the dentist. He better not even TELL me "you need to relax, just relax" because who can really RELAX with those cold clamps/forceps and creepy stirrups??!! YOU need to relax buddy! That is what I'm going to tell him this time!

I'm trying to convince myself it won't be that bad. The "clamps" will not be icy cold this time. I will be calm and comfortable. I will be comfortable.... ?!!! See now that just isn't even right. :)

Ah so much for convincing myself.

But I am definitely taking myself out for ice cream afterwards. I may even buy a whole cake.

5 comments:

Nikki said...

Good luck! And definetly treat yourself to some ice cream afterwards.

Kevin said...

"The Clamps"... yikes..

So happy to be a guy.

Ice Cream Cakes said...

yeah, you should, sometimes I wish guys could just go through it ONE TIME!
It wasn't pleasant.

Kevin said...

From what I hear, prostate exams aren't walks in the park but that won't have to happen for some time.

Honestly I respect women for what you guys have to go through. The bleeding, the babies, the obgyn.

I would never trade sexes, having boobs wouldn't be worth those troubles.

Suzanne said...

hey woman...YOU HANG IN THERE! i have been there and if you ever need anyone to lean on, vent to, cry to, rejoice with...please don't ever hesitate to contact me! lots of prayers and POSITIVE THOUGHTS!!!
suz
suzsteece@hotmail.com